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Tapping Some Integrity into the News

Every year on a given June morning, Stuyvesant students flock to the second-floor atrium and crane their necks to see the colorful displays that adorn the wall near the senior bar—a popular hangout for fourth-year students. The cause for the commotion: crush lists, a long-standing tradition whereby seniors list the crushes they’ve had since freshman [...]

Senior Caucus Endorsement

The Student Union (SU) Senior Caucus President and Vice President hold possibly the most demanding grade-caucus positions in the school. It is their job to bolster morale during a stressful first term of college applications, and to build senior unity through [endless] spirit days as the year wears on. In addition, the Senior Caucus President [...]

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Crushlists ’10

Adam Sealfon’s 2009 Graduation Speech

Good afternoon. Parents, family, friends, teachers, classmates: I’ve been thinking about everything we have done together, and it’s pretty staggering. In the past four years, we have taken 200,000 exams. Collectively, the amount of time we have spent in the Stuyvesant building is more than four times the duration of the Hundred-Years War. On its [...]

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• SU President Paul Lee Suspends Elections, Declares Himself Emperor
  By CHESTER DUBOV AND SAM FURNIVAL
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• Robotics Team Robot: More Emotional Intelligence Than Team Itself
  By CHESTER DUBOV AND SAM FURNIVAL
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• Senior Sues To Bring Body-Pillow Girlfriend To Prom
  By SAM FURNIVAL AND CHESTER DUBOV
  Won Yung doesn’t look like your average civil rights crusader. A mere five feet tall, the senior stands literally in the shadow of Rosa Parks and Harriet Tubman, whose crusade he is continuing to fight. Despite being a member of Stuyvesant High School’s 2200-student strong Asian majority, Yung has come into personal contact with a [...] (More...)
• The Year in Review
  By JOSEPH FRANKEL
  Budget cuts, arson, eliminated electives, new vending machines, juniors winning Sing! and a glaring neon sign. These are just some of the events that come to mind when looking back on the past school year, which has clearly set itself apart. Many students, and the occasional faculty member, have voiced the opinion that this past [...] (More...)