The Stuyvesant Spectator

Overheard At Stuy


So I Only Get Half The Money?

September 19th, 2007 ·

Student #1: I got a 92, what’d you get?
Student #2: I got a 96, ha!
Student #1: Did you cheat off me?
Student #2: Yeah.
Student #1: Ah! I want my money!
Student #2: No man, I didn’t cheat off you, I couldn’t even see your paper! It was out of my own intelligence.
Student #1: Sure.
Student #2: And some of your paper.