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Overheard At Stuy

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For Some Reason, Mom Doesn’t Share Sentiments

History teacher: Want to let people have a good time? Just give them a date with a credit card with no limit, baby.
Overheard by: Maggie

I Mean, It Was Fine Until You Punched The Teacher

Guy to girl: You’ve got to stop with this punching people thing.

—Fourth floor hallway

No Wonder Math Class is Looking So Empty…

Stuy girl #1: If you could change one thing about Stuy, what would it be?
Stuy girl #2: I’d make it like Survivor, so you could vote people off.
—Subway
Overheard by: VBop

So I Only Get Half The Money?

Student #1: I got a 92, what’d you get?
Student #2: I got a 96, ha!
Student #1: Did you cheat off me?
Student #2: Yeah.
Student #1: Ah! I want my money!
Student #2: No man, I didn’t cheat off you, I couldn’t even see your paper! It was out of my own intelligence.
Student #1: Sure.
Student #2: And some [...]

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