Overheard At Stuy
For Some Reason, Mom Doesn’t Share Sentiments
History teacher: Want to let people have a good time? Just give them a date with a credit card with no limit, baby. Overheard by: Maggie
I Mean, It Was Fine Until You Punched The Teacher
Guy to girl: You’ve got to stop with this punching people thing. —Fourth floor hallway
No Wonder Math Class is Looking So Empty…
Stuy girl #1: If you could change one thing about Stuy, what would it be? Stuy girl #2: I’d make it like Survivor, so you could vote people off. —Subway Overheard by: VBop
So I Only Get Half The Money?
Student #1: I got a 92, what’d you get? Student #2: I got a 96, ha! Student #1: Did you cheat off me? Student #2: Yeah. Student #1: Ah! I want my money! Student #2: No man, I didn’t cheat off you, I couldn’t even see your paper! It was out of my own intelligence. [...]
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